#also im ur wife🫣

[doromoni]

Not Over the Papaya | OP81

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Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader

Genre : Fluff Smau

A/N : I’m back!! am i still sick? yeah a lil~ But I can finally look at my phone 🥹. Thank yall for waiting and supporting NOTP series 🧡.

Face claim : Jennie Kim

Warnings : Cursing, Grammatical Errors

Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.

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“I have nothing to say to you”

“Ok, then let me do the talking. Y/N I’m really sorry”

“Lando, you apologizing wont make what you did go away! Can’t you just leave me alone??”

“I will, I promise… i just want to end everything correctly… please let me. Y/N please”

“i’m already happy Lando.”

“I know that Y/N and I’m happy for you! I don’t want everything to be awkward with Oscar when we do see each other.”

“For Oscar…”

Y/N. 3m

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oscarpiastri am i crazy or is the coffee we make in your flat better than this??

Y/N. No lie youre so right, this coffee lowkey is not it.

oscarpiastri I thought I was tweakin. Where are you btw?? I left for the bathroom for 3 mins and ur gone??

Y/N. uhh… im looking for popcorn :DD

oscarpiastri How aren’t you getting a stomachache with the things you eat baffles me .

Y/N. Ion know myself dude 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m amazing like that

oscarpiastri well no need to look, they have it at the plane. I asked John if the plane stocked popcorn and yes they do

Y/N. Really? You’re literally the bestttt 🥺🫶

Y/bf Y/N L/N when I found out that you’ve died from caffein overdose I wont even be surprised 😀

Y/N. I just wont die, simple as that my dearest best friend.

Y/bf just have fun and give em hell 🤭 . Oh! my chocolates dont forget!! Safe travel luv 🫶

Y/N. Oh they wouldn’t know what hit em. I will bring chaos . I wont forget your chocolates y/bf!!. And thank youu

maxverstappen1 Y/NNnnnnnnnnn I’m sorry 😩

Y/N. Sorry? and you are?

maxverstappen1 I changed my password already! Plsss do not be mad >:((

logansargeant Y/N are you going to the raceeeee???!!

Y/N. well yes I am American Boi

logansargeant why am i always the last to know?!!

Y/N. Sorry (Lmao I’m not)

logansargeant Ur so mean to me >:((

oscarpiastri

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Y/N. 🧡🧡🧡

oscarpiastri food was 🔥 music was 🔥 the pretty girl held my hand also 🔥.

Y/N. Is it safe to assume you liked everything then…. 🫣

oscarpiastri YES i did! I’d wife you up if you’d let me.

Y/N. I haven’t met your family yet SIR. 🤨

oscarpiastri That wasn’t a no. If the last song in your album wasnt a proposal…. 🤭

Y/N. OK! you win. Be grateful I love you. Now stop looking at ut phone you need to focus on your debriefing! I could ser John glaring at you rn!!

charles_leclerc is that Y/N’s Unreleased album????!!!

oscarpiastri why yes father, it is 😌.

charles_leclerc and you and Y/N are not letting me listen?? HOW DARE YOU TWO 😭

oscarpiastri Sorryyy . I get first listens ~ you wait for the release of Heartbreak club like the otherss😛

charles_leclerc even Alex is freaking out!!! comeonnn Son. Just 1 song plsss.

oscarpiastri ask Y/N 🙂‍↕️ She’s the genius behind this masterpiece (that i get to listen to whenever i want 😛😛😛)

charles_leclerc I will revoke your adoption! Oscar Jack Piastri-Leclerc.

logansargeant Heartbreak Club??? Isnt that the name of you and Y/N’s club for people who got cheated on

oscarpiastri the very same HAHAHAHAHA

logansargeant so its about Lando cheating???

oscarpiastri Yes and No… and I’m not allowed to elaborate further!

logansargeant Boi without me there wouldnt even be a club with you and Y/N~ mate yall owe me 🥰😀

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f1wags Oscar and Y/N are already in Belgium🫶 .

user1 Oop, is Y/N going to attend the race 🫣

user2 Ohhhh I really hope so! Plss plss

user3 I really miss Y/N in the paddock. Miss ma’am pls mark your territory! Ion like that other girl there 🤡 Ur tainting the McLaren brand pls exit the premises.

user2 The height difference is so 🥰🫶🧡

user3 I offer myself as their child or their pet I dont care. Pls just have me

user4 Their future child would be troy bolton i swear. To sing or to do sports 😩

user5 HAHAHAHAHAHHA I could so imagine it.

user6 BET ON IT!

user7 I SAW THEMMM 😭 they were do cute I can’t!! Y/N was so busy yapping and Oscar was just smiling at her and nodding. Boi is just happy to be there, Oscar same.

user8 I still cant believe that Osc knows the tracks inside Y/N’s album

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oscarpiastri Touch down and Landed 🛩️ Excited to get behind the wheel!

charles_leclerc what is with you and spa (wdym landed?? you’re literally here since Tuesday??)

alexandrasaintmleux let him have his fun, babe.

Y/N. Yeah! have your own timeline Lechuck

oscarpiastri listen to the ladies, Mate. It’ll do you good.

charles_leclerc I love my life and the people in it 😀

mclaren Locked and Ready 💪 Let’s go for Podium!!

user1 LETS GO OSC!!

user2 continue the podium streak champ!!

user3 Oscar future WDC , i’m calling it

user4 Oscar looks extra pookie todayyy 🥰

user5. Ah Y/N effect 🙂‍↕️~ I see your man girl!

user6 Y/N’s influence on Osc is really showing fr. Ma’am ur doing amazing work!

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Hi! I was wondering if you could do a social media fic with nando where his gf/fiancé/wife comes to the paddock for the first time after they had their second child? And like the photographers are all oveeeer reader cuz of the cuteness and the other drivers are just soo happy nando found his person and started a family and just overload cuteness from the media and the fans and stuff like that 😊(ps: can you make the reader 10-12 years younger than alonso? I’m a sucker for a good age gap!) btw, looooove your writing and smau’s!! Have a good day 🫶🏻

-🦕

home is where the heart is — fernando alonso

genre. social media au pairing. fernando alonso x reader warnings. swearing

author’s note. hello anon! i wasn’t entirely sure if you meant first time after having their second child or first time ever, but i’ve gone with the latter so i hope you like it! also there isn’t a direct reference to the age gap in here sorry :( you can still imagine it that way though because that was my thought process when i was making this <3

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f1wags Fernando Alonso and his longtime girlfriend Y/N Y/L/N spotted in the paddock for the first time! Y/N has just given birth to their second child, María! What an adorable family 😍

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username you’re telling me i’ve been waiting to meet the mystery that is Y/N for YEARS and then she turns up with TWO WHOLE CHILDREN IM GOING TO IMPLODE

username i can’t believe the mystery girlfriend nando’s been hoarding is THIS HOT

username he knows we’ll fight him for her 🤭

username what the FUCK

username two kids?? daddy alonso’s been busy 😳

username STOP 😭😭

username he’s officially a dilf now 🥳🥳🥳

username carmen and maría are so cuteeee 🥹🥹

username i knowwww 😭 and girl dad nando is SERVING

username look at how he’s got carmen on his shoulders AHHH 🦋🦋🦋

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fernandoalo_oficial Home race week with mis ángeles ❤️ So glad to have my three greatest loves with me for this special race. Y/N, Carmen y María, os quiero a todos más de lo que puedo decir 💗 / I love you all more than I can ever say. See you in Canada!

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username i was NOT prepared to cry today

username stop because this is SO SIGNIFICANT as well?? like before y/n fernando was single for so long and now he’s finally found his person 🥹🥹🥹 i’m not crying u are

username i’m pretty sure ur crying

username don’t EXPOSE me

lancestroll it was so lovely to see y/n and the girls! hope you bring them to the paddock again soon 🤍

yourusername i think carmen would throw a fit of we didn’t 😅 how does canada sound?

lancestroll see you there! 😁

fernandoalo_oficial Do I get a say in this?

yourusername the girls will miss you if you go without us 🥲

fernandoalo_oficial Just the girls? 🤨

yourusername ok maybe i’ll miss you too 😉

username not y/n and nando flirting on main 🫣

lewishamilton So happy for you mate ❤️ Give Y/N and the girls my love x

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carlossainz55 the most beautiful couple 🤍 me alegro mucho por vosotros / so happy for you guys

yourusername gracias carlos ☺️ come visit soon, carmen and maría miss their favourite uncle!

carlossainz55 on my way as we speak

landonorris favourite uncle? am i a joke to you?

maxverstappen1 excuse me i think that title belongs to me 🤨

lancestroll not a chance. i’m their favourite

yourusername boys there’s no need to fight! you can share the title 😌

fernandoalo_oficial Lando is their favourite

landonorris HAHAHHA SUCK ON THAT

username nando really said fuck it let’s cause some chaos 😭

maxverstappen1 beyond happy for you guys (even though i should be the girls’ favourite uncle)

fernandoalo_oficial Keep dreaming, Max!

username yeah you’ve already won enough titles, let the others have this one!

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username i still want to know how they kept this secret for so long 😭

landonorris i deserve a medal for not telling anyone tbh.

username PHAHAHHA LANDO

astonmartinf1 We’ll be seeing the full Alonso family around our garage again soon, hopefully? 👀

yourusername keep my boyfriend’s car fighting for podiums and then we’ll talk!

username SHE’S JUST LIKE ME FR

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[little-miss-dilf-lover]

hii wifey!!! okay it's currently super late where i am right now and i can't sleep 😭 but ever since my post on @dirty-little-mind33 i- i haven't been able to stop thinking of dbf!tangerine 😫

like like JDJSJDDJHFFJ

it's giving your dad's hired hitman and they're friends or whatever (don't ask for the specifics, I'm half asleep) and he takes a liking to you and he treats you like a princess FR

keeps you in check so you stay out of trouble, little touches, "love", "princess", "sweetness", "SWEET GIRL" ANRJRNENDN like it's giving the same vibes as bodyguard!tan.

can just imagine him sitting in an armchair of your living room, legs spread bc he's a man and it's sometimes super hot (don't sue me), and he asks you for a lighter and so you hand him one and he blows smoke in your face as he thanks you and calls you his good girl 🥵

okay sorryyyyyyyyyy this is so long i just needed to share and hear your thoughts 🫶

on another note, dbf!logan is also sooo hot but that's for another ask 💖

my wife!! hi wifey! so this will be like im talking to you directly, like im typing everything my brain is thinking in real time. it makes it personal and intimate, I love it. enjoy 💞💞💞💞(also sorry only just got round to this)

no bc you’re so onto something EURRRGGHHHH!!!!

and like okay right so! he’s been working for your dad for a few years and bc it’s only been a few years he’s not known you long (meaning he didn’t see you grow up etc bc that’ll be😃🤮) and like when you visit ur parents or idk you live with them (pick what you fancy) you see him at the dining table with your dad and got all the papers out and laptops etc and they’re chatting about work stuff/ plan

idea time. you go past them and into the kitchen and your dad is none the wiser looking at the papers and maybe questioning the prices but tans looking at you in the kitchen. and tans like “do us a couple teas would ya darling” (ew tan, why would you say that? have you no respect? no shame?) and he’s being all cheeky bc of the darling. but your dad doesn’t think anything of it, like it’s a common petname kinda thing. and it makes your ears prick and turn to look at him and he’s all smug????? and nodding at you????

this is really getting away from me but im not done, you’ve got me going 😭😭😭

tan definitely tests the waters, pushes the boat out LOADS. like he’s so teasing and cheeky in how he does it. def touches your back when ur dads in the same room, looks at you during dinners, sits opposite you during said dinners and touches you with his foot (but not in an gross way bc feet are disgusting) or sits beside you during said dinners and spreads his legs so his thigh bumps yours AND AHHAAHHAGAHA OMG THIS IS KILLING ME has his elbows wide on the table so he takes up more space and feels your arm up with his

and if you’re in the garden after dinner getting some air bc of what happened at the table. he’d come out and join you. but not properly. you might be at the end of the garden sitting at the patio table or something and he’s on the steps by the back door having a fag. like he’s keeping an eye on you but not making it obvious for your family inside

he’s also always offering lifts! so like if you don’t have a car or it’s in the shop or idk blah blah you ask your dad for a lift and tans there and he offers to drive you. and you’re like “no it’s fine” bc sitting in a car with him will make you like idk but like yk GO CRAZY. and tans all like “it’s no fuss. gotta pick something up that way anyway” and your dad is still oblivious so he’s agreeing to it like “tan’ll take you” and tan grabs his keys and he’s nodding you along like (okay don’t hate me for this. I don’t have a daddy kink but this idea is sending me and I need to say it) he’s all like “what daddy said goes” 😫😃😫😀🫠👍😉😔😖😱😰🫣🤭���AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAHHHH!!! and it has a double meaning!!!!!!!!!!!! bc he means your dad but also him!!!!!!! and the ‘take you’ bit!!!!! he also means that he’ll take you. like fuck you. so it’s all a huge double entendre

GOD THIS IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!! making me wanna do something with dbf tan now

but he’s such a gentleman about it. like he’s teasing and smug and cocky but he’s still very charming and charismatic about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and when he drops you off he’s looking at your ass getting out and then opens the window to talk to you through the car and he’s like “call me if you need me”

and you’re like “why would I call you?” like shouldn’t he be saying to call your dad????

and he’s all like “you know why”

and you’re like “huh?” looking at him all weird

AND YHEN HE SAYS “he don’t pay attention to you like I do” GOOD DUCKING GOD SJJABSJDBS

im gonna have to stop there bc I know I never will. plus I have rice cooking and the timer went off 5 mins ago so I really gotta run😭😭😭😭

but you’re so right about him being the same as bodyguard tangerine!!!

[lokissweater]

omg my dream has always been to live in a cottage w u and picking mushrooms to make a stew for wifey 🫵😣💞 BUT UR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ABT IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD TYPE VIBES bc that’s hot, like YOU thought of that? WITHOUT ME TELLING U TO TOO 😻😻😻

girl I’ve had a talking stage that ended badly bc bro is emotionally immature but he’s not over me, and it’s been 5ish months since we last talked??? (I thought I was delusional) but he’d always jump into this ONE topic every time I’m near him—he’s also loud in class too and he would not even talk abt this topic if I’m not there (unfortunately we have the same classes in this semester) to make me jealous??? But I’m like bro……. Why would I be jealous of ur immature ass when I have a wife at home that writes like an angel descended from heaven herself and my 2D men to satiate me 🫵😻 like unless ur 6’2” white haired with blue orbs for eyes, don’t talk to me 🎀🎀🎀 (bro literally flinched backward when I walked past him like he did not go near me first… please…)

ANYWAYS BOY TALK OVER, I WANNA GIVE READER BESTIE TONS OF SMOOCHES PLSSSS 🫵😣 and they’ve known each other for so long??? That’s the cutest thing ever omgogmg ik damn well if gumi upsets reader, bestie would swoop in and be mrs steal yo girl and will be on his ass for fumbling reader (but I have mega trust that he wouldn’t do that, he literally worships the ground she walks on as he should, bare minimum guys 🫦🫦🫦)

since u said BJ gumi will be a thing, lemme share another freak crumb… let’s say gumi was watching reader get ready for tryouts… she was putting on lip gloss… and what if he uses the tip of his saber to smear another special lip gloss for reader… WHAT WHO SAID THAT 🤨🤨🤨

on a side note, I’ve collected 2 vers of mr blue eyes, a yuta nendo!! (I got him for $30!! My friend bought 2 of those lucky draws from new years good smile deal thing, AND SHE GOT YUTA??? SHE KNEW I LOVED JJK SO I BOUGHT IT OFF FROM HER FOR $30 😖🫶 ) and kuroo from Haikyuu + Karma from AssClass (I was waiting for a nendo of him for YEARS; I sent in a request to GSC to make one and they did for 10th anniversary 🫣) next on my list, I’d love to collect megumi+toge (bc of you, I grew to love them even more 🥹💞) I hope to see you post pics of ur sora and gumi hehe 😻😻🫶🫶 LOVE U LOTS AND STAY WARM ML 💞💞💞

Ps. I SAW U TALK ABT XAV FROM LND?? DO U PLAYYY… heh

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NO BECAUSE LITERALLY !!!!! i’m not about to tell you MAN … tell me to get down on my knees and shut me up with your glow stick 🤨🤨🤨 quick 🤨🤨

IM FUCKING DEEEAAAADDDD WHAT A MOOORRROOONNNN !!! ABSOLUTELY THE FAWKKKK NAAAWWWWTTTT !!! ofc he’s not over you you are literally the definition of a baddie him being in SHAMBLES IS A GIVEN !! AND FUCKING LET. HIM. let that man suffer because your blue eyed honored one would NEEEEEEVVVUUURRRRR do that shit to you so actually dont settle for less and LET HIM BE FUCKING STUPID ! AND LMFOAAOAOOAOA YOU ARE SO FUNNYYYY AND LITERALLY bc i write strictly for yall and yall only i will continue to pump out these juicy 2D men that are RESPECTFUL so we can reflect this in the irl 😻😻

AND AAAACCTUALLLYYYYYY readers best friend HAS AND WILLLL !!! she literally watches him like a hawk to make sure he’s not effing up and hurting miss pretty little reader, which ofc is a rare occurrence 😻😻 but she WILL turn and BAAARRKKK if there so even is a sniff of reader upset over mlb!megumi and i live by that.

but alas… gumi can be rest assured !!!!! cause he’d rather burn in hell than run the risk of reader leaving him 🫦🫦🫦 i’m wet.

MY BABY BLUE BOWS I LOOOVEEEE YOUR FREAKY MIND SO FUCKING MUCH ITS NOT EVEEENNNN FUUUUNNNYYYYYYY !!!! THE WAY I JUMPED UP AND DOWN AND SCREAMED AND IVE COME HERE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS !!! IM ADDING THIS IN THE FAWKING FIIIICCCCC !!! BABEUFHSIBSJS and then he’s making reader lick it all up after— BIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHHH—

AND OMGGGG WTFFF YOUR NENDO LINE UP IS SOOOO COOOOLLLLL 😭😭😭 W FOR YUTA THAT IS SUCH A STEEAALL !! and GSC is actually so in love with you and obsessed with you for that bro AND LET ME TELL YOU that i know for a FACT sir hollow purple is working up in those headquarters, saw your email, looked you up on linkedin, fell in love, and pitched in the idea just to see you happy he literally told me himself 😻 no i will not be taking further questions 😻

AHHHH I WILL I WILL I FUCKING ORDERED MORE BFIDBSJS SO IM GONNA WAIT UNTIL I GET THEM ALL AND PUT THEM ON MY CUTE LIL WEEB SHELF TO SHOW YALL 🫦🫦💕💕💕

i ADDOOOREEE YOU MWAH MWAH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING 🥹🥹💕💕💕 PLS STAY NICE AND TOASTY AND HEALTHY FOR ME OR I WILL ACTUALLY START SCRATCHING MY SKIN AWWWFF !!!

and YESSS I DOO THOUGH ITS BEEN A FAT MINUTE !!! … xavier makes me go into cardiac arrest 💕💕

I LOVE YOU !!

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If ur still doing the HOL hcs can I get some for Krubis and Creature? Only if you want :>

Ofc ofc!! I’ve been meaning to post more Krubis he’s my favorite. Creature is here too but I'll admit i have my biases and this is mostly krubis 🫣 tee hee. warning for low grade body horror

Krubis:

Nonbinary. Predominantly he/him but fine with the occasional they or she. Butch Lesbian. To me. To me. Idk if anyone will see what I see here but this is all I see.

Helmet can come off. I'm assuming the drill and energy/jet pack can come off for the sake of maintenance and whatnot but it's a hassle and his hand is legit gone

I mean he's got other helmets in his office?? but meanwhile he's apparently worn the same sort of stuff for like 20 years (painting/photo in the mansion) and i feel like most of the dialogue points to it not being removable but Im. not sure if im convinced there. It also acts like he doesn't have a spare hand so. idk.im sure he could take off the drill and engine pack in case repairs r necessary. but ig he just doesn't for one reason or another

probably bc he's stupid and stubborn and holding out for a chance to tear someone apart. too bad he's only really tearing apart his own work

That and i'm sure atp it's all low grade cyborg stuff. The green bit the drill attaches to is embedded in his arm and i'm sure there's ports and plates n wires all up somewhere in him where everything attaches.

In and out of sobriety. He's. Not really sober atp but he was trying and I'm sure he still said so that he wouldn't get dragged back into full throttle addiction and so garm wouldn't get on his case abt stuff. too bad most people can see right through his lie.

Smokes too. Smells like space weed, dead furgle, dirt and sweat most of the time. Doesn't really drink though.

Got sober after a while of dating his wife, really got serious abt it after marriage + once his workload increased. Fell back into old habits once. yknow. all that. And he fell hard. Beforehand it got bad sometimes but after everything it was less of a bad habit and basically the only way he'd even feel close to alright.

Total cheapskate, lifelong haggler. If he can’t steal it or get it for free/cheap he won’t buy it. Also a bit of a hoarder, takes all sorts of freebees and scrounges up scrap material n junk that he thinks he'll get around to using for something later

Spiteful lil bastard. Feels entitled to much more than he’s got generally but is especially pissy about his space on the ladder rung. Envious of most others. Will never NOT complain about something.

Not conniving enough to work out some brilliant plan of sabotage but he's certainly a bully who has knocked others down a peg and screwed up what he can to get what he wants.

Weak in comparison to the other officers, and generally out of shape/rusty, but he’s still relatively strong and can hold his own. Definitely stronger and more durable than humans and other common alien species, even if it’s not by much. A bit sickly from piss poor sleep and eating habits.

Minimal combat training but he fought a lot in his youth and isn’t totally helpless. Certainly not happy with how the others seem to ignore all this and regard him as the weakest link. Even if it may or may not be true.

Violence is not the answer it's a question and if you're dealing with someone who has nothing to give you the answer is of fucking course. cleans moplet guts off his drills, shoes and Gus daily.

Not the brightest, certainly not as "brilliant" as some of the others but he wasn't born yesterday either. Street smart and he knows his way around.

Workaholic but work ethic leaves somethings to be desired. Certainly has spent hours just staring at his computer wishing he was anywhere else. Or bitching over the loudspeaker/hologram messages. Not to mention that he digs in to the harvest a bit too often.

Also not very organized. Not a total slob but everything is "organized chaos" that is just teetering on that edge of even being considered organized

No free time these days but his "hobbies" mostly consist of debauchery and causing mayhem. He is rather handy tho, enough to fix himself up decently. Does not go to mechanic or doctor like ever until he's totally sure he can't do shit abt it. should really take better care of himself either way.

He knows he has a problem. He knows he has many problems. He just lacks any drive to try and fix anything. Like he's legit given up.

Sticks with the cartel bc it's all he really knows and he's holding out what little hope he's got. That and generally has that mindset that you stick with whoever's looked out for you and though what happened with Giblets and Garm's incompetence have tested that loyalty it's still been such a huge factor of his life

And he's mostly cool with Nipulon even if he's said some choice words about Garm around him. Really Krubis has some respect and admiration but doesn't get why he still answers to Garm. Hell he wishes Nipulon was in charge of all this instead!

Distant from the other officers but has a shaky...friendship ...ish? with Douglas and the Skrendels. He's very very jealous of both these parties getting what they get despite their incompetence while he works his ass off in his eyes and neither Douglas nor the Skrendels appreciate this mindset... but they do look out for each other kind of.

Closer with Douglas. As ive said before it's very weird and on and off but he just can't stay mad at Douglas bc he looks at him and sees his younger self. So if anything he's worried and would like to try and tell Douglas to wisen up before it's too late. I think they mostly mention each other in their dialogue bc it's wild that a g3 officer was killed and word spread like wildfire and YOURE HOLDING THEIR GUN TO SHOOT EM WITH more so than them necessarily being close but no one else seems to really care in this regard so i will say it's not like they're *not* friends or whatever. May or may not know what he looks like out of his suit. i'm between Krubis legit not knowing or keeping the half-open secret for douglas's sake.

As for the Skrendels. They want him to lighten up and Krubis wants these dumb fucks off his lawn and for Garm to explain why the hell these meatheads get so much of Zephyr. Eternal jersey-new york rivalry. But they're all from rougher walks of life and on the occasion that Krubis isn't stewing as deep as he usually does in his bitter envy for everyone else they can kind of chill together

I feel like of the three Angela is a little less confrontational or generally chill so he actually gets along with Krubis the best outta the three. Jonathan is charismatic but very brash and generally obnoxious and meanwhile Mona is pretty serious and the least social of the three. Jonathan is generally cool with Krubis even if he thinks he's totally cranky but Krubis finds him overwhelming and the two both get fired up easily so it's not the best mix. And Mona doesn't really like him. Mona does not like a lot of people.

His relationship with his wife was faltering before Giblets slept w/ her because of increasing disagreements. She found Krubis to be pretty headstrong even when he didn’t really know wtf he was talking about. In general things sort of just stagnated with Krubs workin all the time,, no communication nothing new,, etc etc.

But!! They were pretty happily married for some time, at least like 5-10 years. Sickening sweethearts at one point.

He was pretty pissed about the cheating and divorce (and probably said some things to her that he shouldn't have) but he was much, much more hurt by her death. In his eyes Giblets practically stole her away just to kill her and didn't care about who he hurt.

He was totally planning to kill the guy btw. Or at least ruin his life right back. Never got around to it. Bc paperwork

I don't know if he'd ever truly *like* Giblets but once upon a time he was willing to give the guy the benefit of a doubt and was even able to muster up some kindness. Certainly saw he was smart and figured maybe he'd just gotten a bad rap. Never Fucking Mind!!!

He's angry with her too, a little. But most of all he's angry with himself. For never being there. For not fighting harder to win her back. For letting her die like that. Everything that went down made him much angrier than he was beforehand (even tho he was always sorta like this).

Garm's patience was wearing thin. I'd say the feeling was mutual but I think Krubis was a lot more fed up. She... atp does she even respect him? Used to. Fears him either way.

Also Fucking Scared of Gurgula. No trust there.

Wears work + utility clothes, function over form all the time. Has a lot of promo/event sort of merch from whatever goes on at Dularmoland and the like that he wears for sleep or around the house.

Never ditches the shades. Sensitive eyes and doesn't want people to read him too easily. His eyes r pink btw. They should be pink. Not enough people in this game have fun eye colors.

very prone to freaking the fuck out. guilty of adult temper tantrums and being petty +immature abt stuff.

I do think he helps around Dularmoland. Def behind the scenes but checks in a lot when he can and has totally shown up and lent a hand. he IS friends with Ranchy just keeping some distance bc he's busy and trying not to fall further into addiction bc he knows Ranchy Is Not Okay.

Very very very loyal to the few he's close to. G3 kind of sort of counts.

Pretty good cook, for someone basically stuck making survival/depression meals 24/7

Actually kind of a total fucking dork. They've got a bit of an awkward goofy side to em. Moreso just awkward as of late they have not really had any fun with anything for quite some time but they are not immune to mischief and The Silliness. Kind of hard to avoid as a living Drill Man reference. Embarrassed and in denial that theyre kind of cringe fail.

Actually didn't mind Gus and while Gus totally hated them, they weren't too cruel to him. Besides using him to kill moplets and trying to convince him that everything they were doing was morally fine if not correct. Which is actually very cruel but. They were very affable towards him if you get what im sayin.

Kind of found the Gatlians cute and interesting in general. Not enough to be against what happened to them though.

I do think if he stepped back and saw the extent of damage that the G3 has done he would feel guilt but in the end he'd rather keep his head down and keep going along with things.

Creature (yes finally Krubis talk is over)

He/him but it's whatever. greyroace pan.

Gender wise. idk idk if he was born with that uterus or the Skrendels put that there but either way. Male.

Tries his damndest to be positive. It's not too hard bc he's been numbed to a lot of the pain but it still veers into toxic positivity ish sort of thinking.

Gets very upset when others are upset and gets VERY ANXIOUS when others are angry especially. Generally very emotionally empathetic but after all that time in a lab where anger usually lead to him being used more like a punching bag/gineua pig by the Skrendels that gut reaction isn't gonna go away

also just. doesn't like sitting with all these emotions

At least he usually goes the route of trying to see what he can do for people instead of totally shutting it all down but still not a healthy way to think

A little clingy but generally well meaning and tries his best to be kind and morally decent

he just wants some stability after all this time, man. he doesn't want his whole life pulled out from under him again.

Big catastrophizer. But also very it is what it is. shaking with fear on verge of tears hyperventilating saying fuck it we ball.

Lowkey v v numb but what he does feel is very overwhelming

cheese fan big on cheese i think i shall make some nachos for him

Doesn't like medical stuff at all. Still wants to watch Grey's anatomy

I think tv dramas catch his attention in general.

Knows the most abt Gurgula of the Gatliens though that's still not much besides witnessing the experiments he got up to and what little he's overheard.

Could totally tell you everything abt the Skrendels though

very much a tim robinson character. prone to shenanigans

ig we shall learn more in the comics but im betting the lost love bit is probably abt him in the blurb.

Also guessing maybe he was a part of the resistance or the strike force but was captured and mutilated beyond recognition

not sure how likely this is but i would not be surprised if this lost love turns out to be harper or something and they take one look at each other and say "yeah nah whatever this is is fine for now". though it's just as likely it's someone totally new.

i think maybe his OG appearance looked more aquatic? with fins and the like ? maybe he even had the tiny lil hands gus has

in a human au his head would be shaved to like a scrappy buzzcut in the labs and it would grow out over time. roots would show his hair is actually brown but it was bleached then, either before capture or by the skrendels for one reason or another

Of the group he's on the best terms with Kenny. Gets along with all of them though Gus and Sweezy wish he knew why they were (and still kind of are) mad at Kenny.

Also got some bonding time in with Lezduit before he went off with BH's parents. They take solace in the shared experiences of being lab rats to horrible people.

The other Gatlians have tried to fill creature in on what life on Gatlus was like. He was sad that he had forgotten everything and he felt bad abt not really having that same connection.

Bounty Hunter told him about Pikmin and he is enamored with it.

[sehodreamsthoughts]

i’m having a sungchan brainrot day and he always radiates.. would fuck u so hard it hurts type of roughness.. like irl it’s not fun but in theory cervix fucking is kinda hot yeah🫣🫣 he’s so hot it hurts me and i just know he’s big… 🤕🤕 i need him so bad my new hc with him is single dad sungchan with a daughter and he meets u and u get along really well with his daughter (thinking possibly ur some type of teacher for her and sungchan doesn’t like you at first but he tolerates u because his daughter adores u) but idr think about having another kid with him or anything cuz not to get too personal but im not a “big fan” of pregnant reader n pregnancy and stuff in fics.. im okay with breeding kink stuff but that’s about as far as it goes for me most of the time

do u wanna tell me more about ur wonbin dream?🤭🤭 also divorced dad eunseok sounds kinda🫠🫠 /pos.. i so see that sort of idea with someone like fuma too although i think of more like established businessman.. with a wife.. for fuma and reader is not his wife 🫣

- 🥟 anon

I'm also not a big fan of pregnancy 😭, I love breading kink but I can't read pregnant reader 💀

Oh god, Sungchan with a daughter that is the light of his life, he would be so tired, a bit grumpy of how tired he is, hiding it pretty well from his daughter but having a hard time with you who notices everything. You'd ask him if he needs anything only from his tired eyes, and he'd be so rejecting because he doesn't have time for anything else with his busy life. Still, the minute you step into his house with your comfy clothes and he hears the echo of your voice in his living room he KNOWS why he was so rejecting. You're so fucking pretty he feels a sudden warmness filling him, recognizing the long forgotten sensation of wanting.

He thinks it is useless to feel all that since you're so young and you have so many things to do with the freedom he doesn't have anymore.

However, he doesn't know how he got into that position. His daughter had forgotten to cancel your class, not being at home, and he had invited you in only to give you a cup of coffee before sending you your way. Somehow, you'd be over his kitchen counter, showing him a little wound you had, not minding that you were lifting your long skirt to your knee, and then, teasingly, like a sincere joke, going further to your thigh.

"Do you think it's funny to tease an old man like me?" He'd say, looking away.

He doesn't enjoy being a joke, but hearing your laugh in his kitchen makes him so happy. He feels young again, and before he notices it he's already between your thighs, taking your face between his hands and not letting you go until you become the joke with how much you're squirming under the hands of an experienced man.

Everything is rough, fast, and crude. He doesn't take any of your clothes, just moving your underwear to the side and pushing his fingers to prepare you. When you ask him to just put it in he answers with a "Such a smart girl doesn't know what patience is" and a hand on your throat to make you stay in your place, "I guess you'll be the one receiving a lesson today".

You thought for a second that he was all words, until he proved you that indeed, with him you'd be learning about patience. He's torturing you with the slow pace of his fingers fucking you. He makes scissoring motions to make you relax, and it doesn't matter how much you beg him to just fuck you, he doesn't give in.

He's a serious man— a real man, able to contain any urge to make sure you take him good.

Later you understand how important the virtue of patience is. He's so big you cling to his shoulders, biting your lip to not cry of pain because that pain feels so good you don't care that you're going against your limits at accepting such a big cock inside you. Also, the way he makes you feel so secure in his arms, an assurance not any of the dumb boys you've fucked before in your life had. He's not softer than them, and he's so deep you know he's ruining you for any other man, but you don't care. Jung Sungchan fucks so good, you don't care that he has a daughter, a daughter that is your student, or that he's slightly older than you, even less how ungroomed he looks some mornings when he leaves his daughter under your care.

Who would care when the man can push your legs higher and knows exactly the perfect spot to thrust at to make your mind go numb.

Okay single dad!Sungchan is so hot, I have a weakness for DILF!Riize 😭

Oh god my dream, it was an intense one, I can even remember it now because I felt the pain even when I woke up 💀

I'll write it as a you narration because I feel weird using the first person 😭

TW: NONCON

You were deep asleep, tired of your exhausting routine, when you felt something pushing your legs open. You couldn't decipher what it was, or who, letting them do it before drifting back to sleep. You were so tired, nothing could really wake you up.

However, such pain would wake anyone up.

You opened your eyes and left a painful sound out when your walls were forced open by it, hard and thick, not giving you a second to think before it went all the way in.

In the darkness of the room you could recognize his longish hair, his slim figure, even his plush pout shooing you so you didn't make too much noise.

It was definitely him.

"Wonbin, it hurts" you hissed, closing your eyes again because you wanted to cry, "please pull out, please" you begged, one of your hands going to his strong abdomen to push him away.

Your nails scratched him by accident, and you apologized for marking his perfect skin.

"it's okay" he reassured you in a whisper, sliding his member out to then shove it all inside again, obliging a cry to leave your lips and your teeth to recklessly press against each other.

"it hurts!" There was no sign of pleasure in your voice, or in your body. Taking him should be, by what everyone says, a blessing, but the shattering pain filling your body made it impossible to describe as that.

He didn't stop. Your hands were useless at pushing him away, and your legs trembled, begging to shut and not let him stay between them anymore. You couldn't even breathe, air not filling your lungs before going out, searching for a way to relieve your body unconsciously.

The sounds leaving him were so different to yours. He left soft sighs, calm, placid, and his head fell back when he found exactly the rhythm he liked the most, even more, in a tightness he never thought he could enjoy.

When you were awake you had pushed him away so many times with the same words, he was afraid he couldn't feel the satisfaction of having you anymore.

If only you could enjoy it too.

The burning sensation when he finally pulled out made you doubt you could find that bliss ever again.

[sukirichi]

omg ur back!!! i love all of ur works and before discovering ur acc, i really didn't care about naoya at all lol but OH BOY did ur naoya trophy wife fics converted me into a naoya whore 🫣

another fave of mine is ur koko fic entitled "open doors and closed walls" i literally reread it all the time like the angst is just that good 😭 and what keeps me up at night is whether koko got his shit together and fixed everything with y/n or he just let her go and one day he saw her with another guy and she seems genuinely happy, so he regrets letting her go and it's like a the one that got away situation 🫠

im sorry if rambled way too much about that koko fic i got carried away bc i just love it that much 😭 anyways, welcome back and thank u for blessing us again with ur grear writing skillls 🫡🤍

hello anon! and OHHH another naoya enthusiast?!?! that fills me with sm joy when i hear people are liking naoya thru the trophy wife collection like yes! join me!

andd ooohh that kokonoi fic </3 i feel like koko is so perfect when it comes to angst fics. but in that fic actually i don’t think i wrote a proper ending or gave anyone real closure there but we can assume that kokonoi has truly lost a good love </3 maybe one day he does see reader around and how she’s sm happier without him. who knows, maybe he’ll be tempted to finally be better the next time around 💕 also no worries anon, i’d love to hear everyone’s rambles! thank you sm for showing that fic a lot of love and the warm welcome <3

[analogwriting]

tumblr is NOT letting me comment on your new post so i have to put my thoughts here. or my brain will explode probably

FIRST cora is SO adorable. hes all clumsy and hes got a little crushh on the pretty doctor he keeps running into😏😏 loving the horrible awful super awkward interactions between them<3 its giving me life bc thats just so real. cora is me when i was in middle school fr. loving that dynamic it makes me cringe so hard in the best way. cant wait for him to find out y/n saved his son... mmm gonna be either super wholesome or super awkward. either way ill love it

SECOND crocodile??? daddy dilf??? hes so rude and pretentious i want to [redacted]. anyways!! very excited to see how that plot line plays out. hoping for action!!! and adventure!!! and so much angst!!! oh god im so excited for the angst!!!

THIRD dont think i didn't see that little sentence about the devilish gleam in Laws eyes! matchmaker Law?!? he knows?!? i would love him for it. his daddyyyy gottaaa crushhh on Laws boss and Law knowss itttt. very exciting stuff. hoping and praying for another heartfelt moment between y/n and Law. bc i love him.

okay!! thats all my thoughts! love commenting on ur works and idk why!! i get nervous to comment on posts a lot but not you!! loving it. lovingn YOU. very excited to see what your brain comes up with next 😏🫶🤞🫣😼

first of all, homophobic of tumblr. second, YESSS BRING IT 😈

bro i be cringing when I write it. he's just cringefail wife and i love him for it frfr ✋ (but if you think about it, doctor technically has TWO secrets from him. which one will he find out first?? 🤨🤨🤨)

EHEHEHEH i actually didn't originally plan for croc but he kinda just butted his way into things as he does sooo ✋😈 im also curious to see how it'll play out bc we already running off the rails of my poor outline that didn't live to one chapter honestly. (rest in peace)

EHEEHHEEHHE 😈😈😈 idk what sentence you're talking about whaaaat *bats eyelashes*

I love getting your comments!! they always make me grin like an idiot frfr. I can feel the unhinged excitement. I'm glad you can feel comfy commenting tho bc I love it!!

this is an actual candid photo of me reading comments n shit frfr

[cheolhub]

ty sm sar!! i don’t even stan svt but genuinely in a mingyu brainrot

he is such a male wife and all he wants to do is make his pretty hardworking girl happy.

my head is just cockwarming house husband mingyu and idek marriage was a kink till i read ur seokmin fic but now 😵‍💫😵‍💫

im sorry this is so incoherent — 🌵

it’s my goal to make all of you stan seventeen bc they quite actually are the best group of people ever

MINGYU! mingyu is the definition of service top i feel like … always doing whatever his baby wants :,( cooks for them, cleans for them, eats them out when they’re stressed over work or school or life in general!! he just wants u to feel like ur the most important person in the world and he never fails to do so!!

but my fucking stomach hurts bc why would you even bring that up omfgbehbeb it’s so hot but i genuinely dont think gyu could last while cockwarming. 🫣 even tho i think he’s a service top, i also think hes the neediest man in the world and just wants to fuck you till you’re both dumb and crying :( he would try it if you really wanted to tho!!

you could be doing work from home or studying for a test and you ask to sit on him ‘n he’s like “whatever you want, baby” but it just ends in him fucking you on the chair or bent over a table ‘n he’s like “‘m sorry— couldn’t help it, you just feel so good!” :,)

[luckyqueenreign]

Soo... Am I the only one who doesn't want to kneel before any boys with proposal?😃

I believe MC has been hurt enough not to want marriage any time soon... (And come on! Let boys do the crawling for MCs attention😆). And I hope there's gonna be an option to pie and snog without marry! Or maybe exchange marry for one more pie?😆LET MY GIRL TO HAVE SOME DIGNITY AND SELF RESPECT, FB! She deserves better than this constant torture!

And btw... Who do you think Kat will choose? Cuz I'm definitely snogging Finn if she goes for Suresh or Nicolas😈

Can you imagine if Nicolas choice to marry - Kat? I mean he already thought she's a wife material in Casa😑 and the way he behaves in Villa... Let's just say I'm very tempted to pie him😆

Also? I kinda hoping that Suresh snog AND marry MC! THAT would be a perfect statement of his intentions. But if FB will make him a playing asshole again and he won't chose at least marry MC - I'll definitely wash away my 🤡 make up.

ugh babe ur so right!!! having to get down in front of Suresh when he knows MC was planning on doing this, but couldnt because of Gabi is going to hurt 😭😭😭 he better recognize what a bfd this is to us too!!

KAT!! OK OK so im thinking she's gotta go before Finn, right?? because I think she'll propose to him, snog Suresh (u know shes going to try to wind us up) and pie alfie. BUT if Finn comes up and marries MC she's def going to pie Finn. There's no way she's just going to accept the fact that Finn did that and take it lightly, she's going to be PISSED.

I can so see Nicolas choosing Kat to marry, he's done it before so it wouldnt surprise me. Also I've been lowkey a bitch to him so he might pie me 🫣😩

I would LOVE if Suresh could do both snog and marry MC, but I think in the irl game u cant pick the same person twice. I wonder if they will keep that same rule for this. 🤞🏼 we get both

[garoujo]

EMMIE ‼️ a few things i must tell u:

— missing you real bad rn :( i can’t help the feeling of envy bubble up deep in my gut when i see other mooties and nonnies getting your attention bc im like :( i want some tew

— the tr ig stories you just posted ??? BRILLIANT JUST AMAZING! you matched their aesthetics so well im gonna sob☹️ idk who is my favorite AGHHH

— i often come to lurk on your page and go through the tags with my name and scroll through the thirsts ive sent you since we became mutuals 🫣 and im like damn okay…………….. i write kinda good? AND UR REACTIONS ARE SO WHOLESOME THEY WARM ME UP INSIDE💕 do you have a favorite of those, i wonder? 👀 also i saw an anon ask about your writing more for knb and i wanna remind u YES I STILL HAVE A PIECE ABOUT AOMINE FROM ALL THAT TIME AGO AND ITS STILL DEDICATED TO U‼️‼️

okay that’s all for now, bye baby <3 sincerely, your wife and dick rider ;)

SOSA ! SOSA ! hewo my beloved . my wife . my life < 3 u will always have my attention most i will run 2 u everytime i see you duh !! giving u the biggest kiss rn ପ(⑅ˊᵕˋ⑅)ଓ pls im so glad u liked the ig stories ! one of the hanma ones appeared on my pinterest feed and my mind was like . overdrive ! i couldn’t help myself i was going craaa azy >.< i want them all ! so so bad ! GOOD ? helo u write great it makes me ~ hm hm i still think bout the akashi thirst u wrote for me < 3 he is so oooo dreamy and ugh his voice makes me keen . melt ! omg yes i’ve only written one lil thirst for aomine < 3 so far but oh god ^3^ i wanna write more already ! he’s too dreamy n big ! mwah mwah i will forever hold all ur thirsts close 2 my heart . excuse me u can’t leave me without a kiss also hop on < 3 !!

[bivwifeybunny]

AHHH NO WAY!! i’m SO SO excited omfg 🙈🙈🙈

no way, all you 🙅🏻‍♀️. ur cuter and the cutest 😙. ur my best wife ever ily. us when we 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

i guess i do bc you literally are the most precious thing ever. my precious bby <33 hehe i just want to squish ur cute face and give you biggest kiss ever

hehehe about to post it after i answer this <3

ur making my face get all hot and all the butterflies are coming back 🫣🫣 how the tables have turned, usually im the one making u blush lol

awww <333 i most certainly also want a kiss from u <3